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THE Ill Quill

I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

And call this the best video game ad ever. It's so good, it will leave skid marks on your soul.

How's your soul feel? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Post Script

America, fuck yeah.

2 Comments:

Blogger Amber said...

I haven't read your blog in a while, but I feel like this is the best place to pass along the...er...greatest thing I've seen in a while.

I went to the Laff Hole stand up night two Wednesdays ago, and for the most part it was boring...until the last comic.
He went into this thing about how he supports all forms of comedy and has recently dedicated a lot of time and money into clowns. Then he put on a video of him and this clown going around Seattle, posing in front of monuments, cutting the ribbon of a new Clown College of America dorm, etc...
At what the audience assumed was the end of the tape, there was a little static on the tape and then it went to a home movie-looking shot. There, sitting on a couch, relaxing, was the same clown from the informational tape. Seconds later, the comedian (who was now yelling, "CUT THE TAPE! TURN IT OFF!! OH GOD!") walked around from behind the camera, naked, kneeled in front of the clown, and began to blow him! The next "scene" was of a 4 on 1 clown:comedian gang bang! I saw comic penis, and it was horrifying!! The last shot was of two clowns "masturbating" their rainbow lollipop penises on to the face of the comic, who took it with glee all over his face. When the clowns "came," there was a honking noise and an explosion of glitter. The comic looked like he really liked it.

OK that's it. I really hope this isn't one of those, "I guess you had to be there" things.

11:30 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Hilarious Amber!

Love the clip...

"Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh Pole Position!"

Ill be singing it all day. Pole Position looks a lot like Rad Racer, made a few years later. By the same company?

2:09 PM  

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